Wallpapers by Ouch Team

Brighten up that boring computer desktop or mobile phone screen by downloading some fantastic images, courtesy of your favourite disability website! We’ve got a series of exclusive pics from Ouch’s very own cult doodler, Andre Jordan, whilst our very own Disability Bitch is featured in a selection of characteristic scenes designed by artist Curtis Holder. They’re available in a variety of screen sizes, and are quick and easy to install. You can find full instructions for Windows and Macintosh computers, plus mobile phones, at the bottom of the page.

The Blind Bird

Four nervous young birds perched high up on a line, and the one on the end is blind. It’s the white cane and dark glasses that gives it away. The caption reads: “It was time to fly … Oh God!”

Dis … abled

The word DIS appears to have fallen off ABLED. Well, falling over is quite a common occurrence for some of us. But it’s okay, because there’s a figure heaving the broken term back together. Phew.

Kiss Chase

It’s love! The wallpaper shows two small figures sharing one of those heartwarming kissing moments, accompanied by the caption “I am asthmatic and you are visually impaired. Let’s play kiss chase!”

The Moody Wheelchair

Isn’t it annoying when your usually reliable mobility aid suddenly decides to have a bit of a hissy fit? This wallpaper shows ‘The Moody Wheelchair’ chucking its user out of the seat.

The Ascent of Disability Bitch

In the style of a cave painting, it’s the evolution of DB, from monkey through the prehistoric and Stone Age, to the supreme being we all know and love today.

Disability Bitch’s parking patrol

Illegal use of disabled parking bays is a big problem, as we all know too well. So here is DB’s radical solution, involving her own bright pink ‘Parking Patrol’ tank, complete with blue badge. She’ll show no mercy!